This is your action news reporter in the booth at the stadium.
Covering the disturbance at the football playoffs
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there
To get Ethel a snow cone
Here he came right out of the cheap seats
Broken field runnin''...right down the middle of the field
Didn't have on nothin' but his PF's
Ran a post pattern and got out thru the concession stand
I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already got a free shot
Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team!
From "The Streak" by Ray Stevens!
Animation by Barlekis the Wizard